Professional Cynic

i could chop your head in half and you still wouldn’t be open minded.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:39:35 -0400

i could chop your head in half and you still wouldn’t be open minded.

epic-humor: geminicreations: i think this may just be the...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:19:09 -0400

epic-humor:

geminicreations:

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

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this… this is fantastic

BABY DUCK :D

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 13:15:05 -0400

BABY DUCK :D

carryonsweetsoutherncomfort: I somethinboutatruckk: soflymetoth...

Wed, 12 Jun 2013 15:24:16 -0400

carryonsweetsoutherncomfort:

I
somethinboutatruckk:

soflymetothemoon:

To girls who are tearing other girls apart about their appearances.

always always always reblog

love thisss<3

i was considering blogging about what i do this summer… but then i realized i have no life and...

Tue, 11 Jun 2013 09:45:47 -0400

i was considering blogging about what i do this summer… but then i realized i have no life and nobody cares.

when you grow up, i wanna be just like you

Fri, 07 Jun 2013 16:12:57 -0400

when you grow up, i wanna be just like you

gigantorthemooseking: It’s funny because “I am retired” in...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:19:03 -0400

gigantorthemooseking:

It’s funny because “I am retired” in Greek is “Είμαι συνταξιούχος,” which is two words.

Photo

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:16:17 -0400

one of my friends drew me :3 took her like all semester but she...

Wed, 05 Jun 2013 14:45:09 -0400

one of my friends drew me :3 took her like all semester but she finally got it to me :D

THANK U

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:49:21 -0400

no probs :) had plenty of pulled muscles before. ice it, stretch it, ice it

1-11

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 19:46:56 -0400

For a moment i didn’t know what (1-11) was referring to and i almost said “-(negative)10”
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
——No. it was my grandpa

2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
—-nope

3. Have you taken someones virginity?
—-yeah, two peoples
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
—-pssht yeah. i mean, i’ve been betrayed enough times to figure out to be careful but at the same time i’m stupid enough to let the same people get to me over and over again
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
—-um yeah, saw my boyfriend at school.
6. What are you excited for?
—-this saturday. first day of summer, i’m meeting the band Trapt at an interview in east lansing, and right afterwards i’m going to a party with my derby team :) july i’m doing the color run and hopefully going to a concert for “the used” and august i’m taking a 2 week trip to california :D
7. What happened tonight?
—-came home from school, studied chem, ate dinner, took a shower and got on tumblr. NO LIFE
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
—-Not disgusting… just irresponsible, whether you’re a boy or a girl. i’m not a fan of drinking.
9. Is confidence cute?
—-Its not CUTE… its something that makes me respect a person and look up to them more
10. What is the last beverage you had?
—-Orange juice :3
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
—- um… a few… 5 at most maybe? maybe.

MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:16:18 -0400

1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
6. What are you excited for?
7. What happened tonight?
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
9. Is confidence cute?
10. What is the last beverage you had?
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
18. The last time you felt broken?
19. Have you had sex today?
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
21. Are you in a good mood?
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
24. What do you want right this second?
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
34. Listening to?
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
38. Who did you last call?
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
44. Do you tan in the nude?
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
47. Who was the last person to call you?
48. Do you sing in the shower?
49. Do you dance in the car?
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
53. Is Christmas stressful?
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
59. Take a vitamin daily?
60. Wear slippers?
61. Wear a bath robe?
62. What do you wear to bed?
63. First concert?
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
65. Nike or Adidas?
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
69. Ever take dance lessons?
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
71. Can you curl your tongue?
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
74. What is your favorite book?
75. Do you study better with or without music?
76. Regularly burn incense?
77. Ever been in love?
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
79. What was the last concert you saw?
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
81. Tea or coffee?
82. Favorite type of cookie?
83. Can you swim well?
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
85. Are you patient?
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
87. Ever won a contest?
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
89. Which are better black or green olives?
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
91. Best room for a fireplace?
92. Do you want to get married?

sometimes you just forget how great tool is

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:15:31 -0400

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From ‘92,
The first EP.

Photo

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:11:12 -0400

so i became a cynic

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:09:00 -0400

Josh: You would make a good cynic
Me: I'll look into it

ridin on a gurney like a boss

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 16:03:11 -0400

ridin on a gurney

like a boss

justa family photo :) derby love

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:52:52 -0400

justa family photo :) derby love

aahhhh black people humor :P not racist

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 15:51:47 -0400

aahhhh black people humor :P

not racist

pearsfears: this is the most embarrassing thing that happend to...

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:56:21 -0400

pearsfears:

this is the most embarrassing thing that happend to me in a while

i am so thankful that i had to get off the next station

oh my god let me drown in shame

this guy looked to mad

its always a fun time when pain killers get you high at lunch

Thu, 30 May 2013 15:54:22 -0400

its always a fun time when pain killers get you high at lunch