Professional Cynic

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June 2013

18 posts

i could chop your head in half and you still wouldn’t be open minded.

Jun 18, 2013
#open minded
Jun 18, 201355,895 notes
#wow #dildo
Jun 18, 20131 note
#summer #baby duck #cute #hanging out
Jun 12, 2013438,561 notes

i was considering blogging about what i do this summer… but then i realized i have no life and nobody cares.

Jun 11, 2013
#summer #no life #nothing to do #crippled

when you grow up, i wanna be just like you

Jun 7, 2013
#grow up
Jun 6, 2013100,953 notes
Jun 6, 20134 notes
#amanda bynes #goin downhill
Jun 5, 20132 notes
#drawing
THANK U

no probs :) had plenty of pulled muscles before. ice it, stretch it, ice it 

Jun 4, 2013
1-11

  • For a moment i didn’t know what (1-11) was referring to and i almost said “-(negative)10”
  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 
  • ——No. it was my grandpa
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • —-nope
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • —-yeah, two peoples
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • —-pssht yeah. i mean, i’ve been betrayed enough times to figure out to be careful but at the same time i’m stupid enough to let the same people get to me over and over again
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • —-um yeah, saw my boyfriend at school.
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • —-this saturday. first day of summer, i’m meeting the band Trapt at an interview in east lansing, and right afterwards i’m going to a party with my derby team :) july i’m doing the color run and hopefully going to a concert for “the used” and august i’m taking a 2 week trip to california :D 
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • —-came home from school, studied chem, ate dinner, took a shower and got on tumblr. NO LIFE
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • —-Not disgusting… just irresponsible, whether you’re a boy or a girl. i’m not a fan of drinking.
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • —-Its not CUTE… its something that makes me respect a person and look up to them more
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • —-Orange juice :3
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • —- um… a few… 5 at most maybe? maybe. 
Jun 4, 2013
MAKE ME ADMIT STUFF
  • 1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  • 2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  • 3. Have you taken someones virginity?
  • 4. Is trust a big issue for you?
  • 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  • 6. What are you excited for?
  • 7. What happened tonight?
  • 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  • 9. Is confidence cute?
  • 10. What is the last beverage you had?
  • 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  • 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  • 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  • 14. What are you going to spend money on next?
  • 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  • 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  • 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  • 18. The last time you felt broken?
  • 19. Have you had sex today?
  • 20. Are you starting to realize anything?
  • 21. Are you in a good mood?
  • 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  • 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  • 24. What do you want right this second?
  • 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  • 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  • 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  • 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  • 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  • 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  • 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  • 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  • 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  • 34. Listening to?
  • 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  • 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  • 37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  • 38. Who did you last call?
  • 39. Who was the last person you danced with?
  • 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  • 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  • 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  • 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  • 44. Do you tan in the nude?
  • 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  • 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  • 47. Who was the last person to call you?
  • 48. Do you sing in the shower?
  • 49. Do you dance in the car?
  • 50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  • 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  • 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  • 53. Is Christmas stressful?
  • 54. Ever eat a pierogi?
  • 55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  • 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  • 57. Do you believe in ghosts?
  • 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  • 59. Take a vitamin daily?
  • 60. Wear slippers?
  • 61. Wear a bath robe?
  • 62. What do you wear to bed?
  • 63. First concert?
  • 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
  • 65. Nike or Adidas?
  • 66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  • 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  • 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  • 69. Ever take dance lessons?
  • 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  • 71. Can you curl your tongue?
  • 72. Ever won a spelling bee?
  • 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  • 74. What is your favorite book?
  • 75. Do you study better with or without music?
  • 76. Regularly burn incense?
  • 77. Ever been in love?
  • 78. Who would you like to see in concert?
  • 79. What was the last concert you saw?
  • 80. Hot tea or cold tea?
  • 81. Tea or coffee?
  • 82. Favorite type of cookie?
  • 83. Can you swim well?
  • 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  • 85. Are you patient?
  • 86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  • 87. Ever won a contest?
  • 88. Ever have plastic surgery?
  • 89. Which are better black or green olives?
  • 90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  • 91. Best room for a fireplace?
  • 92. Do you want to get married?
Jun 4, 2013649,712 notes
#ask me #i'm honest #questions #personal
sometimes you just forget how great tool is

I met a boy wearing Vans, 501s, and a
Dope Beastie t, nipple rings, and
New tattoos that claimed that he
Was OGT,
From ‘92,
The first EP.

Jun 4, 2013
#tool #hooker with a penis #lyrics #vans #nipple rings
Jun 4, 201324 notes
#jane austen #pride and prejudice #cynical thinking
so i became a cynic
  • Josh: You would make a good cynic
  • Me: I'll look into it
Jun 4, 2013
#cynic #psychology
Jun 4, 20132 notes
#like a boss #sprained knee #derby injury #gurney trip
Jun 4, 20131 note
#roller derby #derby love #cap city wild childs #shutter trap #photo op #family photo
Jun 4, 20139 notes
#not racist #black #fried chicken #meme

May 2013

57 posts

May 30, 201361 notes

its always a fun time when pain killers get you high at lunch

May 30, 2013
#drugs #pain killers #numb #sprained knee #this sucks
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